Meeting Dietary Needs Via GoGurt And VeggieBurgers

December 31st, 1999 by The Chosen One

It's 1999. GoGurt has been out for a whole year now and people still love it. In fact, I've consistently been devouring several tubes a day. I think it's quite nutritous. For this reason, I have decided to add it to my bunker diet, along with the staple veggie burgers. Let me explain why I think this is a good idea.

GoGurt Nutrition LabelVeggie Burger Nutrition Label

As you can see, there should be no problem with Vitamins A, C, Calcium, or Iron. Each GoGurt tube contains 50 calories, and each veggie burger contains 365. For the advised 2k calories per day, I am thinking:

2 x Veggie Burgers =
730 Calories 
36g Protein
936mg Potassium

26 x GoGurt Tubes =
1300 Calories
52g Protein
2210mg Potassium

2030 Calories
88g Protein
3146mg Potassium

Does this present a problem with too much Potassium intake? Hopefully not.

Y2K is real.

December 31st, 1999 by The Chosen One

I keep trying to tell people about y2k but they won't listen. The bunker is fully stocked. I have acquired 1,000 IBM Microdrives, the world's smallest hard drive, storing 170 MB each. Hopefully this will provide adequate space. I have also managed to parallel 1,024 Intel Pentium III 600 MHz with the cutting edge 256-bit Nvidia GeForce (also in a quantity of 1,024). This should provide power nearing 1TFLOPS, which I am hoping to be adequate for a fundamental AI to build a more powerful iteration of itself (cyclically). An entire-universe simulation, which can be used to find what went wrong and how to fix it, is the objective. Also just generally a entire-universe simulation would be a nice project. I think current website and generally computer-based design trends are really uninspired. I intend to, at the very least, become the best designer on the planet. Perhaps the universe. If the simulation is successful, it should tell me if there are intelligent beings on other planets who could be competitors for that superlative. It may also help me identify the weaknesses of their design ethos, and how to better create the best art in the universe. Why won't anyone listen to me about y2k? We are over reliant on vulnerable, dated technologies.